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[barkinmad]

Post- Labor Day Picscam of the Pretty!

I just felt like doing it. As if I need a reason.

Because of some of the (stupid) confines of my journal, some of the pictures don't fit, so I conveniently linked them to their photobucket counterpart where you can see the whole show. Just click and you'll be able to see everything.

So, so, so, NOT dial-up friendly. Like ever. EVER.



I Present to You:
Milo, Jared, Jensen, and Jake

You might want to take a couple breathers during this one.

Let's start off easy, shall we?


Or not.


Okay, so I noticed two things about Milo yesterday...


1) I can tell by his hair when the photo was taken, and...


2) He's changed so much.


Just look! He looks completely different!




In case you don't know yet, I have a thing for Fedoras (see: Jensen).




This is probably one of my favorite pictures from the shoot.


I also just noticed yesterday that he's wearing his DSC shirt. How awesome/cool is that?




You'll notice as I go on that I have a lot of black and white photos..this is just the beginning.










Okay, now that we've covered that (favorite) photo shoot, we can happily move on to others.


Like this one.


And this one.


But the photo shoot pictures didn't last long, because I got distracted by this.


And this.


And this.

(Those last two were provided by 12_12_12 and taken in London!)


Okay, okay, back to photo shoots.




Mmmm...I like him in brown.


A lot.


A lot a lot.




I seriously can't decide which hairstyle I like better. I mean, the new one is growing of my (it's kind of Jess-like now that it's getting longer, no?) but I still have my deep enduring love for the piece-y bangs.




I'm sorry, but Jared and Jensen do NOT have the monopoly on sprawling and lounging.








Not only do I like the picture and the subject, but I also like the scenery.




Bangs.


No bangs.

*sighs* *indecisive*














Hee! He looks like his character from "It's A Mall World"...although this was taken in 2005, so he actually wore it this way for a while.


Transiting...


Transiting....


Done! Welcome to Jaredland! Where everything is bright and squishy!


Just a couple of standards...




Hee! I think I like this one the mostest.










I don't know where I got this photo, but I love it.



I sort of have that shirt (or a lookalike)..it may or may not be because of this picture.


Or this one.


Or this one.


Pretty, yes?


I love him with this hair...




I know I'm showing a lot of old stuff (like it really matters, the man is pretty!) but I will be getting to new stuff. I promise.


In the meanwhile...


Enjoy!


Yellow!




Fishy face.


Glee!


He knows you're watching...




Green on green, FTW!


I'll hug you!!


Again, I'm posting my favorite photoshoot. Just because.






If you even hum that song, I will murder you in your sleep.


Cute!


Pink shirt strikes again!


Horizontal stripes over vertical ones? Only one genius can pull this off..


Hee! He looks like he's about to head off to college.


OMGAOIJWOLAKMKLSJAOMGFJAOIWJEAFWELK JARED I LOVE YOU.


You are my Guitar HERO.


Even though you kind of look like Luke Danes here..


So, he's pretty and all, but for some reason, I really like that art wall behind him.






Transition pics! These are fun.




They really, literally are joined at the hip.







So I think I may have lost one of my ovaries while looking at all those pretty pics of Jared. Lets see if I can last a little longer on the next one.


Nope. There it goes.


Are there any good organs on the black market?






I know it's been said, but...feet!


I know you can't really see his face, but I thought this was just a really nicely done artistic shot and decided to share. Because I'm obviously an expert.


Riiico...Suuuave.




He has such a nice smile....


Okay, so I admit that for a while last night, that I wasn't able to find any decent pics of Jensen that I wanted to use...so I took some pics from his younger years. I did find some very nice pictures later, but this is what I took from his older photo shoots.


I've always liked baseball tees....






I've actually never seen some of these...possibly for good reason.





Okay, okay, back to adult land.










Who says Jensen can't be silly?


I suspect that he's secretly sillier than Jared.




Enticing.




Okay, so I did kind of go Jensen crazy..but I did only start out with three or four pictures. You should wait until Jake, I started out with one.


I mean, I doubt that you guys mind much anyway.






Good God, I love his smirk.










So, yeah, you know. It's just me and my coat rack, hanging out...






*bites lip*





Soo...no real transition pics from Jensen to Jake...well, except, you know, the common level of pretty.










He's devious, he is.






I have a wallpaper based on this...


B&W is back, baby!


Dear Instyle Magazine,




Please to be doing all of Jake Gyllenhaal's photo shoots from now on.


Thank you.


I can't tell if I like this version....


Or the color one more.




Sooo adorable.


And I love that shirt.


Another nice shadowy pic.








So giddy!












B&W time!


Do do do do do do...




*bites lip*






La la la la la la.






Okay, I think this marks the end of Black and White time, despite how wonderful it was. I still might have a couple B&W's up my sleeve though ;)


Color explosion!


Take that black and white!


And that!


Do I have a third ovary? Because I think that just burst.


Man of my Dreams.






What is this? Another black and white?!?!



This was part of my wallpaper was.

Or it was this (the whole thing was black and white), I can't remember.


LOVE.


Hee! I know that painting. It's by an artist you can find right here. It's the second guard in the series you see who is spray painting the anarchy sign. This photo was taken in London, y'all.


OMG, this is reason #158798416213218 why I own and love my Sammy shirt.





I was about to stop searching for photos right about here, but then I saw this..

WHY? WHY JAKE WHY? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?





And so of course I had to continue:







And that's about it. Are you still breathing? Need some water?....So do I.



My only problem now is where to x-post it, because it doesn't really fit in one specific community. Should I just screw it and spam them all, or keep it quietly to myself in the confines of my friends-locked journal?

Screw it.

Comments

[adinarj.livejournal.com]

Mmmm.... love the Milo section. He really has changed in the years. Grown up. He looks like an adult now; not a teenager.

He wore the DSC t-shirt on the Tour, also. I think I saw it when they were walking around Munich (before the lederhosen).

And I didn't think 12_12_12 was in London. She just got a bunch of pictures from various sources.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I think I like both versions....

I think I saw that too :D It was awesome.

Oh, thanks for telling me! I'll change that...

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOODNESS MILO AND JARED HOW DO THEY EVEN EXIST. THEY ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW BUT THE FACT THAT THEY'RE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WITH JENSEN AND JAKE BLOWS MY MIND.

In a good way, of course.

[lsketch42.livejournal.com]

Omg I love you for putting that up. Jensen and Jake? Made my night,

And I'm not even a Jared fan but DAMN! he looks good in those pics.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I haven't really made a Jensen spam before, and I've been wanting to do one of him and also one of Jake for a while XD

Eh, that's all him. I had nothing to do with it ;D

[burkle.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ!

Ohmygod, teh pretty!! Thank you for that, you are currently my new favorite person.

Ohmygod, you can see his underwear. *dies*

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks. I love serving the pretty out. It just gives me a natural high :D Plus, now I have all these resources for when I feel blue!

underwear.
WHERE? WHERE?

[burkle.livejournal.com]

The Jake ones. How did you not see this?

Also, am I nuts or will Jared look like Jack Coleman in 20 years?

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, yeah those. I thought you were talking about Milo. But, yeah, no, Jake apparently has no prohibitions when it comes to magazine shoots XD

I don't know. In some pictures, it's possible, but his face shape/hair changes so much that it's really hard to tell. I hope that he just stays Jared though. No offense to Jack, but I like my Padfoot the way he is!

[bendtothesun.livejournal.com]

*Smirk* I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, JUST SIIIIINGING IN THE RAIN WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING I'M HAPPY AGAIN! *ahem* Sorry but you tempted me! You bad child you! And would you believe that that's my mother's ringtone? Everytime she calls me I get to hear Kelly being pretty. It's a good life.

OMGJARED *dies* seriously who doesn't die from happiness everytime he smiles? And I'm kinda in love with Milo's short hair, I love it far more than the bangs and I used to adore the bangs. It's puzzling.

AND THOSE BABY JENSEN! *fans* I don't need more of a fever!

*Smooch* and my crappy day is officially gone.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Haha, that song is okay! I love that song! I can play it on the piano and I sing it every time it rains XD Kelly=my hero, but I think we've already discussed that.. I was talking about that OTHER umbrella song. That one that's forbidden and taboo.

I certainly do. I think anyone impervious to the Jared smile might not have a heart...

I'm still undecided. I like his short hair...but I still like the way he could style his long hair. Sometimes it looked bad, but sometimes it looked really, really good (like in my favorite photo shoot).

I'm sorry, I'm sorry! *turns electric fan on and hands over chicken noodle soup*

Aww, I'm so happy I could do that! Especially after that post you put up today...I don't really comment on these things, because I'm really not good about these things, but I've been thinking about you ever since I read it. I'm so glad you're feeling better now! XD

[bendtothesun.livejournal.com]

...forbidden and taboo? Okay I'm either really dense or I've never heard this song and now I *must*.

Nope, it's official no heart what-so-ever.

I don't know. He's just so much more mature and *sexy* with the short hair. Less pretty boy. More like he could push you up against a wall and... yeah *smirk*

*grins* Nah, this was the good type of fever.

*turns red* oh *that* post. I'm actually kinda sorry I put that up. I feel a lot like I'm whining in it. But it really was a cleansing of the frustration of this and you should feel under no pressure to reply. *huggles* Thanks for thinking of me though. And I am, it's not gone but it will be gone. Hopefully *very* soon.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

It's called "Umbrella" by Rihanna, and DON'T make me mention her ever again (I'm overreacting for comedy's sake, but whatever).

I sort of like boy-ish charms though..I've never really been a girl for manly men, I guess I have to grow into it? I like him with the short hair...but I prefer him with the longer, I think.

It wasn't whiny at all! I think LJ should be a place where you're free to say anything regardless of judgment (that's what it's for!) so I'm glad that you posted it! Don't be embarrassed, and I'm hoping that it'll be gone soon as well XD

[bendtothesun.livejournal.com]

OH *that* song. I heard it once and then completely wiped it from my memory.

*shrugs* maybe, I mean that's how it worked for me. But then again I've always liked them, it just grew as I got older. That and I think a 'manly man' tends to look better with tattoos. And I love me some tattoos. *purr*

Heh. Good point. I concede.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I wish I could do the same XD It's so...meh.

I'll probably start appreciating them as I get older as well :D

Yay! Victory is mine! MUAHAH.

[sanityoasis.livejournal.com]

Oooh, lots of pretties! Thanks hun, you totally made my night! <3

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Hee! I (or you know, the actually pretties...) made someone's night! Thank you!

[jkelly113.livejournal.com]

*flails* GUH!... I.. can't... even.... too...pretty.... *thud*

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

*revives*

Hehe, pretty overload. A common occurrence in my two fandoms! I'm glad that you liked it!