Huh, really? I think I'm an Obsessive E-mail Refresher (OER, I suppose it's a syndrome) so that's how I knew.

It's not so much a story as it's OMFG I GOT INTO BELOIT AND NOW I HAVE ~*~CHOICES~*~.

P.S. Thesi suck, which is why I never bothered to learn the plural of the word.
P.S.S. Yes, I know the plural of the word, but I just did it for "comedy's" sake. Plus, it's really fun to say or think "thesi".