WAIT. How old is that Jared photoshoot? WHY IS HIS HAIR UNACCEPTABLY SHORT. I am in love with the Padalecki, but seeing his ears exposed always makes me uncomfortable, like I have accidentally walked in on somebody partially undressed, except not in the sexy way.

But dear God. Hi, Jared's wrists. Bracelets. <3 And arms. And hands. Shoulders. Dimples! I could go on. (Neck. Sideburns!)