The Sam Cries Its Manner Across the Sex

[barkinmad]

Totally stolen from ibroketuesday.

It's an experiment of sorts. I took a bunch of famous Winchester brother lines and converted them to another language, and then back to English again.

English->Spanish->English
Dean: No chick tap moments.



English->German->English
Dean: They know, saving people who hunt things, the family business.

English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

English->Russian->English
Dean: Ю knows, that I receive all tingly when you take the control as this.

English->Italian->English
Dean and Sam: The Sam cries its manner across the sex.

English->French->English
Sam: You are as one of these rats of laboratory that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

English->Portugese->English
Bobby: It is barely bitch of the hell, then can see hell other bitches.

English->Spanish->English
Trickster: Of is its weakness. The bad types know it also. Is gonna is the death of you, Sam. At times you have just gotta permitted that people go.

English->Russian->English
Dean: I brought people whom I love. Y'know, I brought the Daddy, and now I assume, that I only should bring you, also. How I can? How due I to live with it? What should I to make? Самми? What should I to make?

English->Italian->English
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.

English->German->English
Sam: Look to make, what also always stupid thing are you shortly before that, make not it alone and that is that.
Dean: Do I not understand make, why you this?
Sam: Because you are yet my brother

Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o

English->French->English
Dean: To dress, you fugly.

English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am.

Did anyone else know that in Dutch, Dean mean "blanket"?!? Also, I'm totally starting my conversations with "pile-driver" now. (And ending it with "Way if"?)

I figure it was harder since the brothers never actually, you know, express their emotions with words, but still, LOL?

Comments

I am Dean Winchester. My father attacked the head of your father. Prepare to die!

[spankulert.livejournal.com]

Pile-driver:

3. a person who hits or attacks forcefully or powerfully.
4. Wrestling. a move whereby an opponent is turned upside down and slammed headfirst to the mat.
5. British Sports. a powerful stroke, hit, kick, etc.

*clutches abdomenon* That is priceless! I think I'm gonna go write fic and translate it randomly XD

ARE BLANKET, YOU HERE?

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!! This is the best thing EVAR. Seriously, CRACK LOADED. I was not in any way disappointed.

Also, "Самми?" that's pretty much STILL in Russian! I recognise it! \o/