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Totally stolen from [livejournal.com profile] ibroketuesday.

It's an experiment of sorts. I took a bunch of famous Winchester brother lines and converted them to another language, and then back to English again.

English->Spanish->English
Dean: No chick tap moments.



English->German->English
Dean: They know, saving people who hunt things, the family business.

English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

English->Russian->English
Dean: Ю knows, that I receive all tingly when you take the control as this.

English->Italian->English
Dean and Sam: The Sam cries its manner across the sex.

English->French->English
Sam: You are as one of these rats of laboratory that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

English->Portugese->English
Bobby: It is barely bitch of the hell, then can see hell other bitches.

English->Spanish->English
Trickster: Of is its weakness. The bad types know it also. Is gonna is the death of you, Sam. At times you have just gotta permitted that people go.

English->Russian->English
Dean: I brought people whom I love. Y'know, I brought the Daddy, and now I assume, that I only should bring you, also. How I can? How due I to live with it? What should I to make? Самми? What should I to make?

English->Italian->English
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.

English->German->English
Sam: Look to make, what also always stupid thing are you shortly before that, make not it alone and that is that.
Dean: Do I not understand make, why you this?
Sam: Because you are yet my brother

Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o

English->French->English
Dean: To dress, you fugly.

English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am.

Did anyone else know that in Dutch, Dean mean "blanket"?!? Also, I'm totally starting my conversations with "pile-driver" now. (And ending it with "Way if"?)

I figure it was harder since the brothers never actually, you know, express their emotions with words, but still, LOL?
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Date: 2008-05-23 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overstreets.livejournal.com
The Sam cries its manner across the sex is definitely the funniest thing EVER. Oh, The Sam is a very inquisitive creature that we cannot yet understand with our levels of science. I also love "My father attacked the head of your father!"

Date: 2008-05-23 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
I was literally giggling as I copied and pasted it XD (I couldn't right out laugh because I'm at school...)

The Sam is best known for his signature mop and tall stature. The Sam is often confused with The Peter, and although they are similar, each have their own distinct characteristics. It is easily identified by its clothing, which usually consists of plaid, jeans and a hoodie.

Date: 2008-05-23 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cookie-simone.livejournal.com
LOL, the blanket.

Date: 2008-05-23 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
Hee!

...I'll tell you the full extent of the experiment when I get online.

Which, actually, might not be for a while, but we'll see...

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Date: 2008-05-23 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

AHAHHA. Why is that so funny?

Date: 2008-05-23 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
IDK but I laughed too. I think it's probably because of the REALLY awkward phrasing paired with the REALLY freaky line it's supposed to be.

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Date: 2008-05-23 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklingrocks.livejournal.com
That? Is exactly the was I want to be spending hiatus.

"English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am."

Awesome shit.

Date: 2008-05-23 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
Yes! Stop the wank, start speaking Dutch!

LOL I laughed for about ten minutes when I saw "the blanket".

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Date: 2008-05-23 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blacklid.livejournal.com
I was already practically crying and pounding on my work desk... and then I got to "PILE-DRIVER". The Blanket!! *giggles maniacally*

Dean = Blanket-Pile-Driver

who knew?

*raises hand*

Date: 2008-05-23 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL I always save the best for last!

Although I think "pile-driver" is for "hey"...which still makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE so whatever.

Date: 2008-05-23 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fangirlsays.livejournal.com
English-Spanish-English:

The conductor chooses music; the gun closes his cakehole.

Date: 2008-05-23 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOLOL AMAZING.

Date: 2008-05-23 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zed-pm.livejournal.com
English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

THAT IS BRILLIANT. hahahahahahahahaha!

I love these. I could try translating them in and out of french, but I doubt they would be as awesome.

Date: 2008-05-23 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
INORITE? It's STILL my favorite line, even after the translations.

Hee! I used a generic translator, so I think that's where most of the weirdness if coming from. They're pretty sucky (which means more crack, yay!)

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Date: 2008-05-23 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkysparky.livejournal.com
Right so, I am broken now. Thanks for posting to the comms, I haven't laughed this hard in awhile and it was really needed. It's so hard to pick a favorite though, but I'ma have to go with 3: the no 'chick tap' moments (because obvs they only tap each other these days), the my father attacked the head of your father line slays me, and Dean = Blanket = most obvious statement ever. I'm sure Sammy would agree.

Date: 2008-05-24 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
I'm glad that you enjoyed it so much! I've always thought fandom is always good for quick pick-me-ups!

My personal favorite would be the blanket, but my second is probably the father one XD

Thanks!

Date: 2008-05-24 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irishka1205.livejournal.com
I think this is one of the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you so much for doing it and for sharing these. LMAO

Date: 2008-05-24 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm kinda in love with the translation generators XD

Date: 2008-05-24 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ibroketuesday.livejournal.com
Dean: Ю knows, that I receive all tingly when you take the control as this.

ROFL! OMG, hilarious.

I hope this becomes a multifandom meme.

Date: 2008-05-24 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL I KNOW

OH MAN, WHAT IF SQUERB DOES IT FOR HOUSE?

(But really, this was an experiment, not a meme.)

Date: 2008-05-24 01:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sillie
Did anyone else know that in Dutch, Dean mean "blanket"?!?

I didn't, and I should, seeing as I'm Dutch. *snickers* This is awesome. *wipes away tears of laughter* :'3

Date: 2008-05-24 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
THEN THE TRANSLATORS LIE!!!

I am outraged.

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Date: 2008-05-24 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lila-blue-b.livejournal.com
LOL! I found this through [livejournal.com profile] blacklid. Too funny! ... Blanket! *gigglesnort*

Date: 2008-05-24 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
Oh man, I didn't even know she recced me! Thank you!

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Date: 2008-05-24 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL! I think the sad thing is that I think I actually understood the gist of it. I've been playing around with these translators a little too long...

Also, I CRACKED up at Dean turning into a girl. Are there no personal pronouns in Italian?!?

Date: 2008-05-24 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 67.livejournal.com
Bobby: It is barely bitch of the hell, then can see hell other bitches.


LMAO

Date: 2008-05-24 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
INORITE?! That was my favorite line from the episode, and the translators just made it so much better!

Date: 2008-05-24 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willow-m-w.livejournal.com
omg, it's so hard to breathe right now!

Dean's a female blanket, John attacks heads and Sammy says pile-driver at random moments.

Date: 2008-05-24 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL I KNOW! Linguistical studies is so fun!

Date: 2008-05-24 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beckaandzac.livejournal.com
This is pure, crackiful genius. "Pile-driver" is my new favorite salutation!

Date: 2008-05-24 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
PILE-DRIVER! HOW'S IT BEEN GOING?

Date: 2008-05-24 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subtly-modded.livejournal.com
As if "pile driver" didn't make me snicker in the first place! *grin*

These are awesome fun!

Date: 2008-05-24 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
I've really never heard it used before (I'm guessing it's a tool?) but I probably won't be able to hear it anymore without LOLing.

Thanks!

Date: 2008-05-24 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ifyouweremine.livejournal.com
LOLOLOLZ, AHAHAHA, OMG I love how in Italian Dean's a girl and in Dutch he's a blanket. The father head-attack and crying!Sam bits were pretty sweet, too.

Date: 2008-05-24 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
Yeah, all the languages are picking on Dean! CAN'T THEY JUST LET HIM BE?!?

Date: 2008-05-24 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com
OH. MY. GOD. *falls on the floor and can't get up* I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! AHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Date: 2008-05-24 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL I WAS SERIOUSLY GIGGLING ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS, AND I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I WAS GETTING STARES.

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Date: 2008-05-24 03:58 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] safebehindteeth.livejournal.com
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Date: 2008-05-24 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
They win with the duration.

"You win at life."

Date: 2008-05-24 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acousticmuse.livejournal.com
HOLY GOSH.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


i love you.

Date: 2008-05-24 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
I LOVE YOU TOO.

I just decided I was going to be cracky today O_o

P.S. DUDE! ICONS!

Date: 2008-05-24 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alasse.livejournal.com
Oh, god, dude, you should see the shit they come up with in the Spanish subtitles!!! I'm Mexican, so, I got the two seasons here. And, yeah, I'm SO glad I don't need to use those things *shivers* immediate translation can be such a pain!
Thanks for this! I'm gonna be laughing all night

Date: 2008-05-24 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL I love Spanish translations! I was watching "Y Tu Mama Tambien" and they had the English subtitles, and at times it was like "Dude, that's not what they're saying at all!" XD

Thanks!

Date: 2008-05-24 05:42 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] red-handed.livejournal.com
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.


THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE ONE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING BB.

Date: 2008-05-24 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL YEAH I LOVE DEAN'S "I DID NOT DO NOTHING". IT'S LIKE ROBOT!SHE!DEAN.

UR VRY WELCUM.

Date: 2008-05-24 07:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] daisychains1957
So funny, no wonder there are so many misunderstandings in our world.

I rather like this version of Winchester talk, we'd never take the show seriously if it was like this. Thanks for your hard work, I hope there will be more to come :)

Date: 2008-05-24 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
Oh man, totally! WIAWSNB would be a riot!

Thank you!

Date: 2008-05-24 09:09 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] momotastic.livejournal.com
Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o</>

No it isn't they just translate the names badly. Like with Harry Potter. A translation program would convert it into Harald Töpfer.

Dean is still Dean even in sucky German TV!

Date: 2008-05-24 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com
LOL that's awesome. Translators, you fail! (but you're also so much win).

I love how I'm getting all these bilingual people commenting now, it's really interesting to hear both sides, I guess?

Also, your icon is pretty terrific.

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