Stolen from dana_shulps and <user site="livejournal.com" user="

[barkinmad]

The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me. It will be about or tailored to those five lucky "victims."

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- what I create will be just for you.
- it'll be done this year
- you have no clue what it's going to be. It may be fic. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to put this in your journal as well, if you expect me to do something for you!

Let me know if you live with your parents or some other loser who doesn't want weird ass shit sent to your place without a disguise.

ALSO YOU MIGHT HAVE TO REMIND ME ABOUT THIS LATER, AS I AM FORGETFUL.

ALSO ALSO, IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE FOR ME TO SEND STUFF OUT. IDK.

Comments

[vaginasaurus.livejournal.com]

YOU GUESS

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

SLUUUUUUUUUT

[vaginasaurus.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO CLAIM ANYTHING, I JUST MEANT THT HER SUBJECT LINE WAS HURTING MY FEELINGS

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

OH, SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAKE A CLAIM THIS TIME? ;)

[vaginasaurus.livejournal.com]

HEY, I DOUBLED THE NUMBER I'M DOING, I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE MORE THAN ONE CLAIM! IN MY WORLD, ANYWAY.

AND NO, I'LL LET OTHER PEOPLE GET A CHANCE THIS TIME. JUST THIS ONCE. :)

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

LOL THAT'S SWEET OF YOU.

I ONLY CLAIMED ON ONE AND THAT WAS ON KRIM'S.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I haven't really checked my flist today. Dana's was the only one I actually saw.