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Lena ([personal profile] barkinmad) wrote2008-05-23 10:21 am
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The Sam Cries Its Manner Across the Sex

Totally stolen from [livejournal.com profile] ibroketuesday.

It's an experiment of sorts. I took a bunch of famous Winchester brother lines and converted them to another language, and then back to English again.

English->Spanish->English
Dean: No chick tap moments.



English->German->English
Dean: They know, saving people who hunt things, the family business.

English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

English->Russian->English
Dean: Ю knows, that I receive all tingly when you take the control as this.

English->Italian->English
Dean and Sam: The Sam cries its manner across the sex.

English->French->English
Sam: You are as one of these rats of laboratory that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

English->Portugese->English
Bobby: It is barely bitch of the hell, then can see hell other bitches.

English->Spanish->English
Trickster: Of is its weakness. The bad types know it also. Is gonna is the death of you, Sam. At times you have just gotta permitted that people go.

English->Russian->English
Dean: I brought people whom I love. Y'know, I brought the Daddy, and now I assume, that I only should bring you, also. How I can? How due I to live with it? What should I to make? Самми? What should I to make?

English->Italian->English
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.

English->German->English
Sam: Look to make, what also always stupid thing are you shortly before that, make not it alone and that is that.
Dean: Do I not understand make, why you this?
Sam: Because you are yet my brother

Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o

English->French->English
Dean: To dress, you fugly.

English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am.

Did anyone else know that in Dutch, Dean mean "blanket"?!? Also, I'm totally starting my conversations with "pile-driver" now. (And ending it with "Way if"?)

I figure it was harder since the brothers never actually, you know, express their emotions with words, but still, LOL?

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
PILE-DRIVER! HOW'S IT BEEN GOING?

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I've really never heard it used before (I'm guessing it's a tool?) but I probably won't be able to hear it anymore without LOLing.

Thanks!

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, all the languages are picking on Dean! CAN'T THEY JUST LET HIM BE?!?

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
LOL I WAS SERIOUSLY GIGGLING ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS, AND I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I WAS GETTING STARES.

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
They win with the duration.

"You win at life."

[identity profile] acousticmuse.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY GOSH.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


i love you.

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU TOO.

I just decided I was going to be cracky today O_o

P.S. DUDE! ICONS!

[identity profile] alasse.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god, dude, you should see the shit they come up with in the Spanish subtitles!!! I'm Mexican, so, I got the two seasons here. And, yeah, I'm SO glad I don't need to use those things *shivers* immediate translation can be such a pain!
Thanks for this! I'm gonna be laughing all night

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
LOL I love Spanish translations! I was watching "Y Tu Mama Tambien" and they had the English subtitles, and at times it was like "Dude, that's not what they're saying at all!" XD

Thanks!
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[identity profile] red-handed.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.


THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE ONE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING BB.

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
LOL YEAH I LOVE DEAN'S "I DID NOT DO NOTHING". IT'S LIKE ROBOT!SHE!DEAN.

UR VRY WELCUM.
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[personal profile] daisychains1957 2008-05-24 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
So funny, no wonder there are so many misunderstandings in our world.

I rather like this version of Winchester talk, we'd never take the show seriously if it was like this. Thanks for your hard work, I hope there will be more to come :)
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[identity profile] momotastic.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o</>

No it isn't they just translate the names badly. Like with Harry Potter. A translation program would convert it into Harald Töpfer.

Dean is still Dean even in sucky German TV!

I am Dean Winchester. My father attacked the head of your father. Prepare to die!

[identity profile] spankulert.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Pile-driver:

3. a person who hits or attacks forcefully or powerfully.
4. Wrestling. a move whereby an opponent is turned upside down and slammed headfirst to the mat.
5. British Sports. a powerful stroke, hit, kick, etc.

*clutches abdomenon* That is priceless! I think I'm gonna go write fic and translate it randomly XD

ARE BLANKET, YOU HERE?

[identity profile] edge-of-night.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!!!!! This is the best thing EVAR. Seriously, CRACK LOADED. I was not in any way disappointed.

Also, "Самми?" that's pretty much STILL in Russian! I recognise it! \o/

[identity profile] crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
This is seriously one of the greatest things EVER. DEAN! BLANKET! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *and she's off again*

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, totally! WIAWSNB would be a riot!

Thank you!

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL that's awesome. Translators, you fail! (but you're also so much win).

I love how I'm getting all these bilingual people commenting now, it's really interesting to hear both sides, I guess?

Also, your icon is pretty terrific.

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
INORITE?!?
ext_14912: (Jensen - Sex on legs)

[identity profile] momotastic.livejournal.com 2008-05-25 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. It was made by [livejournal.com profile] lierina.

Yeah well, I don't watch the show in German because I don't like the voices and because even if I DID like them I wouldn't want to miss Jensen's and Jared's original voices ;o)

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-25 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, who would want the boys without their Texan accents?!?

Re: I am Dean Winchester. My father attacked the head of your father. Prepare to die!

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-25 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
6. Hello.

LOL, link if you do it!

Re: ARE BLANKET, YOU HERE?

[identity profile] barkinmad.livejournal.com 2008-05-25 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I know crack when I see it ;D

Hee! Yeah, the translators (aka me) got a bit lazy after a while.
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[identity profile] momotastic.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
True! And the voices ARE crappy ...

Re: ARE BLANKET, YOU HERE?

[identity profile] edge-of-night.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, I believe you really do.

It's ok, 'cos it's kinda awesome in cyrillic. \m/

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