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Lena ([personal profile] barkinmad) wrote2008-05-23 10:21 am
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The Sam Cries Its Manner Across the Sex

Totally stolen from [livejournal.com profile] ibroketuesday.

It's an experiment of sorts. I took a bunch of famous Winchester brother lines and converted them to another language, and then back to English again.

English->Spanish->English
Dean: No chick tap moments.



English->German->English
Dean: They know, saving people who hunt things, the family business.

English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

English->Russian->English
Dean: Ю knows, that I receive all tingly when you take the control as this.

English->Italian->English
Dean and Sam: The Sam cries its manner across the sex.

English->French->English
Sam: You are as one of these rats of laboratory that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

English->Portugese->English
Bobby: It is barely bitch of the hell, then can see hell other bitches.

English->Spanish->English
Trickster: Of is its weakness. The bad types know it also. Is gonna is the death of you, Sam. At times you have just gotta permitted that people go.

English->Russian->English
Dean: I brought people whom I love. Y'know, I brought the Daddy, and now I assume, that I only should bring you, also. How I can? How due I to live with it? What should I to make? Самми? What should I to make?

English->Italian->English
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.

English->German->English
Sam: Look to make, what also always stupid thing are you shortly before that, make not it alone and that is that.
Dean: Do I not understand make, why you this?
Sam: Because you are yet my brother

Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o

English->French->English
Dean: To dress, you fugly.

English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am.

Did anyone else know that in Dutch, Dean mean "blanket"?!? Also, I'm totally starting my conversations with "pile-driver" now. (And ending it with "Way if"?)

I figure it was harder since the brothers never actually, you know, express their emotions with words, but still, LOL?

[identity profile] overstreets.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The Sam cries its manner across the sex is definitely the funniest thing EVER. Oh, The Sam is a very inquisitive creature that we cannot yet understand with our levels of science. I also love "My father attacked the head of your father!"

[identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

AHAHHA. Why is that so funny?

[identity profile] sparklingrocks.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That? Is exactly the was I want to be spending hiatus.

"English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am."

Awesome shit.

[identity profile] blacklid.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I was already practically crying and pounding on my work desk... and then I got to "PILE-DRIVER". The Blanket!! *giggles maniacally*

Dean = Blanket-Pile-Driver

who knew?

*raises hand*

[identity profile] fangirlsays.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
English-Spanish-English:

The conductor chooses music; the gun closes his cakehole.

[identity profile] zed-pm.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

THAT IS BRILLIANT. hahahahahahahahaha!

I love these. I could try translating them in and out of french, but I doubt they would be as awesome.

[identity profile] sparkysparky.livejournal.com 2008-05-23 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Right so, I am broken now. Thanks for posting to the comms, I haven't laughed this hard in awhile and it was really needed. It's so hard to pick a favorite though, but I'ma have to go with 3: the no 'chick tap' moments (because obvs they only tap each other these days), the my father attacked the head of your father line slays me, and Dean = Blanket = most obvious statement ever. I'm sure Sammy would agree.

[identity profile] irishka1205.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think this is one of the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you so much for doing it and for sharing these. LMAO

[identity profile] ibroketuesday.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Dean: Ю knows, that I receive all tingly when you take the control as this.

ROFL! OMG, hilarious.

I hope this becomes a multifandom meme.
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[personal profile] sillie 2008-05-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Did anyone else know that in Dutch, Dean mean "blanket"?!?

I didn't, and I should, seeing as I'm Dutch. *snickers* This is awesome. *wipes away tears of laughter* :'3

[identity profile] lila-blue-b.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! I found this through [livejournal.com profile] blacklid. Too funny! ... Blanket! *gigglesnort*
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[identity profile] 67.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Bobby: It is barely bitch of the hell, then can see hell other bitches.


LMAO

[identity profile] willow-m-w.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
omg, it's so hard to breathe right now!

Dean's a female blanket, John attacks heads and Sammy says pile-driver at random moments.

[identity profile] beckaandzac.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
This is pure, crackiful genius. "Pile-driver" is my new favorite salutation!

[identity profile] subtly-modded.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
As if "pile driver" didn't make me snicker in the first place! *grin*

These are awesome fun!

[identity profile] ifyouweremine.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOLZ, AHAHAHA, OMG I love how in Italian Dean's a girl and in Dutch he's a blanket. The father head-attack and crying!Sam bits were pretty sweet, too.

[identity profile] crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
OH. MY. GOD. *falls on the floor and can't get up* I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! AHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[identity profile] safebehindteeth.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] acousticmuse.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY GOSH.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


i love you.

[identity profile] alasse.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god, dude, you should see the shit they come up with in the Spanish subtitles!!! I'm Mexican, so, I got the two seasons here. And, yeah, I'm SO glad I don't need to use those things *shivers* immediate translation can be such a pain!
Thanks for this! I'm gonna be laughing all night
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[identity profile] red-handed.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.


THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE ONE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING BB.
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[personal profile] daisychains1957 2008-05-24 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
So funny, no wonder there are so many misunderstandings in our world.

I rather like this version of Winchester talk, we'd never take the show seriously if it was like this. Thanks for your hard work, I hope there will be more to come :)
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[identity profile] momotastic.livejournal.com 2008-05-24 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o</>

No it isn't they just translate the names badly. Like with Harry Potter. A translation program would convert it into Harald Töpfer.

Dean is still Dean even in sucky German TV!

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