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Flirty Air Sign Lover

Your sexuality comes through in the way you communicate, through your gestures and your inventive ideas -- just like an Air Sign. To you, sex is simply another way to connect and share energy with your fellow humans. While you're exceptionally expressive, you may downplay your own emotions in romantic relationships, keeping an aloof distance as a defense against getting hurt. That's not to say that you're no fun between the sheets. Quite to the contrary, you're a playful, flirtatious lover, stimulated by the interplay of two personalities and by some degree of lighthearted debate. A little dirty talk and some intellectual fireworks will keep you aroused! Entice and tempt like a mischievous Gemini and turn on the magnetic charm of a Libra. And like gregarious Aquarius, spice things up with experimental new techniques!

I like how there is no mention of Leo at all in that description. Also, I almost have a page of my paper done.