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[barkinmad]

Reviews as I watch them.


-Okay, this girl is creepy. Awesome.
-SWEET Winchester opening. That's what I like to see. Just Sam, Dean and the Impala. Sam flopping back down to sleep made me giggle.
-I'm surprised they got the house ready for sale so quickly. Also, try telling me that the waiter is NOT going to majorly factor in later. I love those things anyway, and they did a HORRIBLE job painting over it.
-Hmmm, I like this family. Like, particularly, for some reason. I think it's been a while since we've seen an entire family instead of just a spouse of sibling or something.
-Who's to say it's NOT the daughter, somehow? It's happened before...it's totally the daughter.
-OKAY I'M OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT BY THIS GIRL. THE BASEBALL, WHAAAT? YOU STUPID KID.
-"Tell them the truth." "We can do that?" "No, we can't." LMAO. Oh man, this is turning into one of my favorite episodes of the season. Everything is just spot. on. And this is first time I've been scared of the MoTW (and I get scared pretty easily).
-OMG That is not Buster. THAT IS NOT BUSTER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
-Oh shit, the dog's gonna die! Don't go oustide, Buster! Don't do it! You're too cute to die!
-I liked Ted until he turned into an asshole D:
-OMG WHAT'S WITH THE CREAKY DOORS? AND THE SILENCE? AND YOU CAN SEE HER EYES!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER SHE IS SO CREEPY!
-She is totally getting through that circle, I know it. WHAT KIND OF GHOST IS SHE?
-FUCKIN' KNIFE, WHAT THE FUCK?
-AND THERE SHE GOES STEPPING OVER THE CIRCLE.
-Not a ghost? Did she just fake her suicide or something? OR MAYBE SHE'S A DEMON.
-DANNY IS NOT DEAD. THE ADORABLE BOY IS NOT DEAD. DANNY. IS. NOT. DEAD.....is he?
-Ew, blood. And odor. Ew!
-Oh, fuck. They made me like Ted again and now he's in for a world of claustrophobic pain.
-OH NO! TED! WHY? WHY THROUGH THE JUGULAR LIKE THAT?
-For a second I thought that Andy meant that this family was somehow related to Gallagher. Too bad they're not :(
-"Like you know what hell is." DEAN IS SUCH A DICK.
-That whole basement scene was CREEPEH. Wonder what took them so long to make good use of the nightcam horror option.
-The finger nails or prints or whatever were a NICE TOUCH. Good job, team!
-WHAT THE HELL, BROTHER?! And I bet they're never going to explain it, either.
-I think they're making Dean way too emo for his own good.



AWESOME. I got Rosie hooked on it too because I was watching most of the previous episodes. I loved Andy and Dwight duking it out (LOL PRIUS) and Jim and Pam were adorable as always.



-Fantastic writing. "Oh, they're alright." "We're alright!"
-Playing in a cemetery, GRAND IDEA!
-The angel bit isn't stolen from Supernatural or Doctor Who at all! NOPE. NOT AT ALL.
-Alright, so I still love the intro. But NOT the title show font, ugh.
-Oh yay! He's clothed!...Why am I yay'ing?
-YEAH. ALRIGHT.
-I like the stars on the inside of his hoodie! XP
-OH GOD GWEN STEFANI. STOP STOP STOP!
-Okay, Ruby is annoying. Cute, but annoying.
-Haha, why is the blind girl moving her eyes around?
-Okay, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" has been following me around lately. SERIOUSLY. First it was in Australia, and then I've must have heard it a couple of times over break, and then last night I was watching The Soup (shut up, I was bored) and they showed a clip of someone singing it. And now this. IT'S FOLLOWING ME, I SWEAR....I'M NOT PARANOID.
-Okay, that was a bit creepy? But still not even as close as Supernatural has ever been. Because I've seen the whole creaky swing bit before.
-Also, why is the younger sister such a bad actress? I mean, yeah she's young, so why have her in the show?
-HEHE LIMO.
-I like how they're trying to make Giles whatever-his-name-is into a badass or whatever, but the accent is still weird, which annoys me (why'd they make a British actor speak with an American accent again?) and the writing just doesn't do it at all.
-Why would you get into a random limo with two complete strangers?
-"Luke, you're witty, clever and resourceful..." OH GEEZ, DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES HIM?
-LOL DUTCH. THERE GOES LUKE'S CLEVERNESS.
-Ugh, Abby's mother's scarf lengths are uneven. PET PEEVE.
-Dude, why is everyone on this show such a dick? Even the driving instructor!
-Okay, so if your last name was Van Helsing...wouldn't you look into your family history?! At least?! I'd definitely be going around telling everyone I was a descendant of Van Helsing even if I wasn't. It's not a very common last name..
-I don't really like this "grading" stuff. We don't even have a point of reference to work on, how are we supposed to be able to tell how serious it is or how high is goes? What's Grade 100, Lucifer?
-LOL COLONIAL. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW?
-OH GOD, NO. NO. NO. NO. FAKE AMERICAN ACCENT SPEAKING SPANISH?! NO!
-Thousands of years old ancient artifacts that can kill demons! Do you want them? "Oh, cool."
-Okay, I'm a fan of the cabbie.
-HAHA NOW THEY'RE COPYING REAPER.
-GOT IT! I was wondering how long it would be before he slipped. "I gave you a direct ordah!" (29:47)
-Okay, seriously, I had almost completely forgotten that she's blind. STOP MOVING YOUR EYES.
-What the HELL is Ruby wearing? Not like I should care that much (even though I do have a soft spot for British fashion) BUT THAT'S A TRAVESTY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A PLAID MOP.
-How does Ruby even know what's going on?
-So, is the Half-Life, like, a place? I'm confused.
-LOLOL DEVIL'S TRAP.
-So after he knows it's a trick, he still jumps in?
-Oh man, the CGI is SO FUCKIN' AWFUL. And the fight acting is equally as bad.
-LOLOLOLOL SMITE I HOPE THEY SAY IT EVERY EPISODE.
-NOW THEY'RE PLAYING THAT RAINBOW SONG AGAIN. And was this supposed to be a Christmas episode? This is really weird, I hate when shows just tack this kind of stuff on at the end.
-OH MAN THIS SHOW IS SO BAD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE.


I think that's enough for now, even if I do have more to watch later.

Okay, so I've finally manned up enough to watch MBV3D, but now that I'm in college and don't have my beloved Wifey...who'd go with me?

Comments

[jimmiefearsylar.livejournal.com]

I only came for the Office review (that's what she said!) and I feel cheated! Three measly sentences, one of which was "AWESOME," and another of which was not so much about The Office as about watching The Office. Boo!!! Where is my "Way to go, Andy!"? Where is my "That's what you get for being a dirty cheater, Dwight!"? Where is my "Eat it Angela, you got just what you deserved!!" Where are these things? Where, I ask you!

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Angela totally had it coming for her.

But I hope Dwight keeps the bobblehead regardless because it's just so awesome.

[whirligigged.livejournal.com]

DEAN IS SUCH A DICK.
RIGHT??? RIGHT??? Like, not that his angst isn't really fucking legitimate, but can't he angst and also not talk about it?

I immediately assumed that the daughter birthed twins, a boy and a girl, and it was probably necessary since one human couldn't dart around the house and be in so many places as quickly as that girl seemed to, but I wish that they had given us a little clue or two earlier that there was more than one of them.

Omggg that nightcam was terrifying, eeeeek.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

IT'S A COMMON EXPRESSION, DEAN, DEAL WITH IT.

I mean, that's what I eventually assumed, or thought of, but like...really? They didn't even SAY anything about it afterward. I knew it was supposed to be a twist (and it was a good one) but they could have done something to explain or, as you said, lead up to it.

It really was. Like I said, this is one of the episodes that has genuinely scared me for a while. But unfortunately, I am not a fan of such movies as Quarantined.

[jas-the-short.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH I love your Demons commentary! The show is so bad I can't stop watching it. Have you seen the third episode yet?

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I haven't yet, but I'll probably find (or make) the time tomorrow!