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[barkinmad]

"You're a good writer. I don't know many of those. And I can tell that you're sexually repressed."

THESE WORDS WERE ACTUALLY SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT.

Add in a noise complaint from the neighbors, and I've got myself a story!

Comments

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

The beginning of that phrase does not match the end of it. WHAT.

lol I think I'd pimp-slap someone if they said that to me. (even though it's true :P)

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't think the two are mutually exclusive, but he said it in front of five or six other people :/

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Both hilarious AND awkward!

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

In my defense, I wrote it two years ago. Before college.