The Sam Cries Its Manner Across the Sex

[barkinmad]

Totally stolen from ibroketuesday.

It's an experiment of sorts. I took a bunch of famous Winchester brother lines and converted them to another language, and then back to English again.

English->Spanish->English
Dean: No chick tap moments.



English->German->English
Dean: They know, saving people who hunt things, the family business.

English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

English->Russian->English
Dean: Ю knows, that I receive all tingly when you take the control as this.

English->Italian->English
Dean and Sam: The Sam cries its manner across the sex.

English->French->English
Sam: You are as one of these rats of laboratory that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

English->Portugese->English
Bobby: It is barely bitch of the hell, then can see hell other bitches.

English->Spanish->English
Trickster: Of is its weakness. The bad types know it also. Is gonna is the death of you, Sam. At times you have just gotta permitted that people go.

English->Russian->English
Dean: I brought people whom I love. Y'know, I brought the Daddy, and now I assume, that I only should bring you, also. How I can? How due I to live with it? What should I to make? Самми? What should I to make?

English->Italian->English
Missouri: The boy, she puts its foot on my desk from coffee, I will beat it with a spoon.
Dean: I did not do nothing.
Missouri: She thought of it.

English->German->English
Sam: Look to make, what also always stupid thing are you shortly before that, make not it alone and that is that.
Dean: Do I not understand make, why you this?
Sam: Because you are yet my brother

Note: Apparently in German, Dean's name is "Dekan" but it changed back to English in the reverse translation O.o

English->French->English
Dean: To dress, you fugly.

English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am.

Did anyone else know that in Dutch, Dean mean "blanket"?!? Also, I'm totally starting my conversations with "pile-driver" now. (And ending it with "Way if"?)

I figure it was harder since the brothers never actually, you know, express their emotions with words, but still, LOL?

Comments

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

The Sam cries its manner across the sex is definitely the funniest thing EVER. Oh, The Sam is a very inquisitive creature that we cannot yet understand with our levels of science. I also love "My father attacked the head of your father!"

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I was literally giggling as I copied and pasted it XD (I couldn't right out laugh because I'm at school...)

The Sam is best known for his signature mop and tall stature. The Sam is often confused with The Peter, and although they are similar, each have their own distinct characteristics. It is easily identified by its clothing, which usually consists of plaid, jeans and a hoodie.

[cookie-simone.livejournal.com]

LOL, the blanket.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Hee!

...I'll tell you the full extent of the experiment when I get online.

Which, actually, might not be for a while, but we'll see...

[cookie-simone.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm working today, so it's gonna be a while for me, too. Also? Did you post this on any SPN comms?

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Lol, no, should I?

I feel like it would skew the results of the experiment.

[cookie-simone.livejournal.com]

Tuesday posted hers on mylar_fic.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Sweet! I will go ahead and cross-post. I feel bad giving away the experiment in the comments, but it's not like anyone else will read this, right? It would probably create more wank if I screened or deleted.

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!

AHAHHA. Why is that so funny?

[sparklingrocks.livejournal.com]

That? Is exactly the was I want to be spending hiatus.

"English->Dutch->English
Sam: Pile-driver. I think perhaps you that you around are and when you are, poke fun at me for this not, but um, is there a way that we can talk.
The blanket: Oh must deceive you me.
Sam: The blanket? Are blanket, you here?
The blanket: The god, feel I as I at a sleep party am."

Awesome shit.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

IDK but I laughed too. I think it's probably because of the REALLY awkward phrasing paired with the REALLY freaky line it's supposed to be.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Yes! Stop the wank, start speaking Dutch!

LOL I laughed for about ten minutes when I saw "the blanket".

[sparklingrocks.livejournal.com]

It pretty much sounds like Yoda on crack, Y/Y?

[blacklid.livejournal.com]

I was already practically crying and pounding on my work desk... and then I got to "PILE-DRIVER". The Blanket!! *giggles maniacally*

Dean = Blanket-Pile-Driver

who knew?

*raises hand*

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

I think picturing Sam say it with the tone he did use it what makes it funny.

[fangirlsays.livejournal.com]

English-Spanish-English:

The conductor chooses music; the gun closes his cakehole.

[zed-pm.livejournal.com]

English->Japanese->English
Sam: My father attacked the head of your father!
THAT IS BRILLIANT. hahahahahahahahaha!

I love these. I could try translating them in and out of french, but I doubt they would be as awesome.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Yes! That's exactly what I was thinking!

Also, I love how the bunny ears in your icon are giving Jensen...bunny ears.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

LOL I always save the best for last!

Although I think "pile-driver" is for "hey"...which still makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE so whatever.

[sparklingrocks.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, awesome!

I only snagged the icon myself - it's so bunny-ish.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

LOLOL AMAZING.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

INORITE? It's STILL my favorite line, even after the translations.

Hee! I used a generic translator, so I think that's where most of the weirdness if coming from. They're pretty sucky (which means more crack, yay!)

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

LOL that too.

[zed-pm.livejournal.com]

More crack = more win.

[sparkysparky.livejournal.com]

Right so, I am broken now. Thanks for posting to the comms, I haven't laughed this hard in awhile and it was really needed. It's so hard to pick a favorite though, but I'ma have to go with 3: the no 'chick tap' moments (because obvs they only tap each other these days), the my father attacked the head of your father line slays me, and Dean = Blanket = most obvious statement ever. I'm sure Sammy would agree.