And Their Kids Were Hippie Chicks, All Hypocrites

[barkinmad]

So. About the wank. See....I don't really believe anything that I read on the internet? Like, I just feel like most of the stuff (especially the outrageous stuff) is made up anyway and then it always just causes chaos, which is what the person likes to see. Generally. So when I heard that Jared and Sandy broke up? I didn't even believe that, because it came from the internet. And because I really don't believe in celebrities contacting fans. Like, I don't. It seems ridiculous. I'd probably freak the FUCK out if Sendhil Ramamurthy called and was like "Hey! I'm getting a divorce! Post it online!" So when I read that Jared CHEATED on Sandy, FIVE TIMES, AND HE'S NOW WITH ANOTHER GIRL!!!!!! I didn't believe it for a second. I mean, of course I joined petjp because everyone deserves to be a douche once in their lives, but it just DID. NOT. work for me.

Of course you could say that now I'm saying it after the fact and that I'm only siding now because I know I'm right, but the reason I haven't posted is because I had a grad party yesterday, my own today, and I've just been really busy this entire weekend, not to mention tired.

And I usually DON'T comment on wank, because if it's about the celebrities, I don't believe it until I hear it from them (so, yes, I do accept the break-up, and I'm SO SO SO GLAD NO ONE ASKED) and if it's within fandom, it tends to be childish and bitchy. (Except the capslock_spn wank because THAT WAS AWESOME FOR THE LULZ) Soooo...yeah, that's where I stand. All I ask is that people sometimes take a step back from their computer and ask, "WTF IS FANDOM TALKING ABOUT?!?"


In other news, F MAJOR CAN GO DIE IN A FIERY DEATH BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET MY LITTLE FINGER TO PRESS DOWN ON THOSE TWO CHORDS WHILE MY OTHERS ARE PRESSING DOWN AS WELL. IT JUST WILL. NOT. WORK.

LA LA LA LA I'M GOING TO NEW YORK TOMORROW, AND THE SQUEAN/BEEGEE WILL BE EPIC FOR ALL ETERNITY.

Comments

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

This is probably really mean BUT... I don't really consider Sandy a celebrity. Like, I mean, SHE'S PROBABLY REALLY NICE, but she's also like, A NOBODY in the celebrity world. Haha. XD So that's why I could believe that she contacted a fan, because I do occasionally visit her fansite and she has been known to send exclusive personal pictures to the webmistress of the site, and write little notes thanking her fans for being supportive. If this was Angelina Jolie, OBVS it would be total bullshit that she'd contact a fan, but this is SANDY, who is best known for being in that *NSync video from forever ago. Fans hate to hear this, but the majority of her fame IS because of Jared. Not that Jared is A-list or anything, hahaha.

BUT ANYWAY W/E JARED IS SO PERFECT OMG.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Heh, I can see where you're coming from though. Like, I guess that I meant celebrities in general? And I do kinda see her as a mini-celebrity even if it IS because she was dating Jared. Because other people have achieved fame status that way to, right? I don't really know where the world would be if we didn't have K-Fed to set all our example for us ;D

But even as a mini-celeb I would be skeptical to hear about fan contact, although if it seemed legit enough, I guess I could accept it.

CAN WE JUST BATHE IN HIS GLOW PLEASE?!?!

[angary.livejournal.com]

Great song choice :D

OMG I had no idea that you were going to go visit Squeegee! I'm sure you two will have massive amounts of fun together, so have a safe trip tomorrow!

ETA: As for the wank, my icon pretty much says it all :P

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks!...Although I don't know why I said Barenaked Ladies XD I'll go fix that...

IT'S ONLY FOR A DAY, BUT IT'S GONNA BE OH SO WONDERFUL.

LOL INORITE? WANK=THE WORST.

[angary.livejournal.com]

o.O WOW. I remember seeing that and thinking "Huh, something's off there, but I'm not sure what", and it didn't fully register until after I'd edited my comment. LOL I think it's time for me to go to sleep now.

I'M SURE IT WILL BE! EPICALLY WONDERFUL, AT THAT :D

*Nods* I hadn't even heard about that until I read this post! I only knew about the capslock_spn wank because of F!S, and I agree that it was awesomely lulzy.

Lastly, OMG AXIMILI ICON *Flails* He was my favorite Animorph, hands down. I might have to snag it, if that's alright with you...

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

LOL probably for me too. I knew someone was probably wrong while I was writing it, but it just didn't occur to me XD

HEEEEE I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED.

Yeah, it's just SPN!RPS wank, which may be the WORST kind because it involves actual other people and their personal lives. Like, I do feel bad that they split up, but it's not up to me to find out why, you know?

YAY MORE ANIMOPHS FANS! You're welcome to steal, but make sure to credit the person who made it because it so totally wasn't me :P

[angary.livejournal.com]

I AM EXCITED FOR YOU! AND SQUEEGEE TOO, OF COURSE 8D

Like, I do feel bad that they split up, but it's not up to me to find out why, you know?
I know what you mean. Although, I can understand that one would be curious about the details, but it's pretty inevitable that rumors and wank are going to come out from that sort of thing :P

Everytime I see a reminder to the series, I'm like OMG MY ADOLESCENCE *SQUEE* I still kinda wish that a movie would be made about, say, the first book, but after I was disappointed by the TV show (it should have been an animated series instead, IMO), not getting a movie might be for the best.

Thanks! Will do :D

[squeegee-burble.livejournal.com]

LAAAAAAAAAALALA LALA LALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAWATERFIGHT!!!!

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

MY TOP KINDA DOESN'T FIT BUT I'M WEARING IT ANYWAY SO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY JIGGLY BOOBS, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT.

ALSO, I'M WEARING A WIFEBEATER OVER IT, SO IT SHOULD BE FINE, BUT WHATEVER.


I'M SO ASCIIIIIIITED. THAT ICE CREAM IS GOING TO BE SOOOOOOO GOOD.

[superheroine.livejournal.com]

THE CAPSLOCK-SPN WANK WAS THE BEST WANK TO EVER WANK IN A WANK-LIKE WAY.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

IT WAS A TOTAL WANKFEST AND I LOVED IT.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

True, true. I was going to write this last night, so it wouldn't be quite so old news, but I got lazy :/

EVERYONE DESERVES IT ONCE IN THEIR LIVES, ESPECIALLY JARED WHO MANAGES TO BE THE COOLEST, SEXIEST, FUNNIEST GEEK AND NERD I'VE EVER SEEN.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I HEARD HE JUGGLES KITTENS.

ETA: WAIT, NO NO, I THINK I'VE FIGURED IT OUT! MAYBE JARED PADALECKI'S FLAW IS THAT HE'S TOO PERFECT!!!! LIKE, IT'S A CONDITION WHERE NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES HE JUST CAN'T HELP GETTING A+++ ON EVERYTHING.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

WE SHALL SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE. Like Jensen.

[momar-mole.livejournal.com]

Wait, so how are they having you play F-major? Is it just as the bar chord or is it the was that's kinda like a C-major? Because, while the way like C-major is probably a little easier (and you can use you thumb to hold down the first fret on the low E-string, even if that is kinda cheating), it's good to get used to the bar chord way. Mostly because you WILL need to be comfortable with the bar chord finger configuration. But F is a good chord. I use it a lot and like it very much. There is an F in both your song (since I transposed it, that is) AND the Tookie song. EXCITING, NO?

In other news, hope you enjoyed NYC, Beanie Bean!

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

I was doing the cheating way, but now I'm trying to learn how to bar it because that is was is necessary for B Minor, and I want to be able to play "Simple Twist of Fate". Grrrrr, but it's fricken' impossible.

Thanks! My reply is very belated, but as you know, I had an excellent time!