Could Be Interesting

[barkinmad]

❝Hello There❞

Also, I'm in desperate need of writing a crack fic plot. I want to write one, but I don't know what to write.

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[whirligigged.livejournal.com]

AUs have wonderfully cracky potential? Like, everyone has always been a girl! Or everyone is in high school/are librarians/work in an office. :D Sylar is a lowly, surly errand guy who gets people's coffees and photocopies things. Mohinder is an IT guy whose father just got fired from the same office. Someone has been getting people fired by revealing scandalous secrets to management! Mohinder is determined to get to the bottom of WHO GOT HIS FATHER FIRED. The nice guy who brings his mail down to the basement where he works and sometimes brings him tea because Mo doesn't like coffee, says he will help Mohinder INVESTIGATE. He lets Mohinder figure out who are most likely for this MYSTERIOUS PERSON to target next, then brings Mohinder with him on his mail/coffee/photocopy route to those people so Mohinder can warn him. Of course, it has been Sylar targeting all these temps and other slightly unimportant people who have duties Sylar can take over after they are fired, slowly increasing his importance to the company and deviously planning to eventually work his way up to management!

Mohinder feels BETRAYED and puts a ton of salt in Sylar's tea so it taste icky, and Sylar feels sick because it's so gross and has to sit down. And Mohinder's like, THIS IS GOING TO ~HURT~, then gives him an Indian burn (ha, Indian).

I LOVE LAME OFFICE PEONS AND THEIR LACK OF POWER. LOLOL OFFICE!MO IS A GIANT DORK, YOU KNOW IT.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

PETER IS TOTALLY THE RECEPTIONIST, AND NATHAN IS THE CEO WHO IS TOTALLY EMBARRASSED BY HIM. ADAM IS THE REALLY OLD GUY THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR FIFTY YEARS BUT HAS NEVER GOTTEN PROMOTED, SO HE JUST HANGS AROUND.

[whirligigged.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE THAT. NATHAN IS LIKE, PETER, YOU ARE NOT EVEN FULFILLING YOUR FULL POTENTIAL, AND PETER'S LIKE I JUST WANT TO ~HELP~ PEOPLE...BY DIRECTING THEIR CALLS TO THE APPROPRIATE PEOPLE AND TAKING DOWN THEIR MESSAGES. WHY YOU BE DISSING MY CALLING.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. HE'S JUST ALL "I'M DOING THE WORLD GOOD!" AND NATHAN JUST FACE PLANTS ALL THE TIME AND SIGHS. DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE COMPANY IS....A RIVAL COMPANY?

[whirligigged.livejournal.com]

THE COMPANY IS NEFARIOUS AND GOES TO ANY LENGTHS TO BRING PETRELLI CORPORATION INCORPORATED DOWN.

SYLAR BOASTS A LOT ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT HE WILL BE AND THE COMPANY MISUNDERSTANDS AND THINKS HE IS A VITAL ASSET TO PETRELLI CORPORATION INCORPORATED. THEY KIDNAP HIM! SYLAR WAKES UP AND SEES HRG AND TRIES TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEN HE'S LIKE, OMG YOU KNOCKED ME OUT. YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH OR SOMETHING. Lololol.

Later after Mohinder finds him out, Sylar goes freelance but it goes badly and he has no...power. ): But then he steals a bunch of client files from Mohinder by threatening to tell Mohinder's adopted daughter that Santa doesn't exist. (Also, wow, Sylar totally didn't know Mohinder was LIVING with Petrelli Corporation Incorporated's security guard. Huh.) Mohinder is like YOU MONSTER, but has to give him the files, and now Sylar has a bunch of shiny prospective clients and feels that yes, my power is returning!

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, Peter's phone accidentally listens in on a conversation where the only thing he can hear is, "save the PR head...*static static*...save Wall Street" and he makes it his MISSION to find this person. Little does he know that Sylar is planning to off the PR head so he can become the face of the company and be completely indispensable. So against the wishes of his brother he runs all over New York trying to find this person, except then he finds out that the branch of Petrelli Corporation Incorporated is in TEXAS. So he has to fly down there to prevent Sylar from killing her.

[hobbit-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. You could always do one that I came up with when talking to cookie - I think it was cookie - but never got time to write - which is all the Heroes people waking up somewhere with amnesia. Because the Haitian was bored. It'd be kinda like that Buffy episode 'Tabula Rasa' and interesting (AND CRACKY) to see how they'd interact without all the past knowledge of what they'd each done...