Drabble; Supernatural (Lucifer); PG
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barkinmadOh God, I wrote a drabble. I guess this counts as fanfic, though it's sort of written like a script. It's an alternate way the series could have gone. I imagine this happening around episode three or so.
LUCIFER
"You boys haven't read much of the Bible, have you? No, I suppose not, not many people have. If you did, you'd know that my one condemning fault was really having self-esteem. You see, I loved God. And he loved me. I was his right-hand angel, would have created worlds and galaxies and universes in his name, if I had been able to. But, he had something of a...whaddayacallit, 'mid-life crisis'? And he wanted something new to play with, something less ideal. And then he wanted us to be your slaves! Granting your petty wishes and sending memos and whatnot. So, I said no. You know why? Have you ever asked yourselves, what makes humans so great? They lie, they steal, they cheat...of course, there's always love. But exactly how much pleasure do you get out of it? Either hearts get broken or it gets stale and boring. Is that really something to fight for? Because, you know, at least hate is consistent. Never lets you down. And anger just lets you push right through the day. Right, Sammy?"
[At this point he's behind them. Dean darts a look at Sam, but at this point his paralyzed. Lucifer grabs both boys by the shoulders. Dean tries to move away but Lucifer just grips on tighter. Painfully.]
LUCIFER
"Oh, you boys have traveled all around the country, but I don't think you've actually seen much of it. I don't think you know what people are like, what your society has come to. Huh, you think Noah's friends were bad? Try nuclear bombs, try homophobia or oil companies. Is that really worth fighting for? Are you willing to give up your lives to people can continue to destroy theirs? Just think about it. Buuuuut, if you're absolutely set, I do have a words of encouragement. Oh yes. I'd like to let you boys in on a little secret not many people know about. I like to play fair and square. So I'm going to help you a little. You see, I've got these four friends I'm expecting, you might have heard of them. And they each have a special sorta membership ring. My guess is, if you collect them all, and you have to collect them all, you could maybe try to stop me. But you'll have to travel far and wide, for they are scattered all about the nation. Maybe you'll finally see what you're so desperate to protect."
[Lucifer makes a grand "spread" gesture with his hand. Chuckes.]
"Go find them."
[Disappears.]
(And then of course Lucifer sets it up so that the boys see all the negativity and pain and terror of humanity. He doesn't do much to turn people evil, per se, but nudges them all in that direction.)
LUCIFER
"You boys haven't read much of the Bible, have you? No, I suppose not, not many people have. If you did, you'd know that my one condemning fault was really having self-esteem. You see, I loved God. And he loved me. I was his right-hand angel, would have created worlds and galaxies and universes in his name, if I had been able to. But, he had something of a...whaddayacallit, 'mid-life crisis'? And he wanted something new to play with, something less ideal. And then he wanted us to be your slaves! Granting your petty wishes and sending memos and whatnot. So, I said no. You know why? Have you ever asked yourselves, what makes humans so great? They lie, they steal, they cheat...of course, there's always love. But exactly how much pleasure do you get out of it? Either hearts get broken or it gets stale and boring. Is that really something to fight for? Because, you know, at least hate is consistent. Never lets you down. And anger just lets you push right through the day. Right, Sammy?"
[At this point he's behind them. Dean darts a look at Sam, but at this point his paralyzed. Lucifer grabs both boys by the shoulders. Dean tries to move away but Lucifer just grips on tighter. Painfully.]
LUCIFER
"Oh, you boys have traveled all around the country, but I don't think you've actually seen much of it. I don't think you know what people are like, what your society has come to. Huh, you think Noah's friends were bad? Try nuclear bombs, try homophobia or oil companies. Is that really worth fighting for? Are you willing to give up your lives to people can continue to destroy theirs? Just think about it. Buuuuut, if you're absolutely set, I do have a words of encouragement. Oh yes. I'd like to let you boys in on a little secret not many people know about. I like to play fair and square. So I'm going to help you a little. You see, I've got these four friends I'm expecting, you might have heard of them. And they each have a special sorta membership ring. My guess is, if you collect them all, and you have to collect them all, you could maybe try to stop me. But you'll have to travel far and wide, for they are scattered all about the nation. Maybe you'll finally see what you're so desperate to protect."
[Lucifer makes a grand "spread" gesture with his hand. Chuckes.]
"Go find them."
[Disappears.]
(And then of course Lucifer sets it up so that the boys see all the negativity and pain and terror of humanity. He doesn't do much to turn people evil, per se, but nudges them all in that direction.)
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Date: 2010-05-27 11:16 pm (UTC)You could try posting to
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:28 am (UTC)Thank you! That helps a lot!
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